Hahahahahah!!!!! Not late this time. The power of writing things up on Sunday.
I thought I'd give folks a little extra incentive for this prompt. There is a Titanic (as in that rather large ocean liner from 1912) writing contest on this blog:
And . . . for any girls between the ages of 13 and 21, Seventeen.com is giving away a $5000 prize for a 500 word short story on any subject. That's $10 a word for the winner. I don't think Charles Dickens was paid that much. Details here:
Let us know if you've entered or are intending to enter. We'll <3 you as often as we can. ;)
Now for the prompt (1k-10k prose/ 333-3,333k verse):
"I know all the best places to hide. But there are certain precautions you need to take if you don't want them to smell you."